DRN001: Mega Mama
The one that started it all-- here's a one-page comic of the Rockette herself demonstrating her many uses at a press conference. It may seem like I'm setting up a storyline here, but I don't think I'll be using this plot in the future. Dr. Light is always an ob/gyn, though.

DRN002: Roll
This is technically fan art, rather than a Robot Mama, since Roll is female to begin with, but I really didn't feel like drawing a male version of Roll to counter all these female Robot Masters. Here she is again-- enjoy!

DRN003: Cut Mama
She's using a Sharpie (her favorite marker) to mark the incisions for a self-Caesarian. Sounds odd, yes, but who else could be more qualified?

DRN004: Guts Mama
Construction and demolitions services are notoriously sexist about hiring-- men only, no exceptions. Desperate for a job to support her baby, Guts Mama tried to duck the system by shaving her head and dressing in drag. Suspicions arose, however, as her "beer gut" grew so prominent that it interfered with her work...

DRN005: Ice Mama
A special little tribute to Joel and Ethan Coen, who are rather progressive in their vision of motherhood as empowering, rather than deflowering. (See Raising Arizona, O Brother, Where Art Thou?, and especially Fargo.)

DRN006: Bomb Mama by Stephen Sakurai
Explosive detonations are sweet sustentations to Bomb Mama, seen here glutting herself with all sorts of volatile treats. Boy, she's going to need a Tic Tac the size of a guinea pig...

DRN007: Fire Mama by Full Metal Jackass
Of course, when Fire Mama gets a hankering for flame-broiled dishes, she can cook them herself-- but she's not! Someone else is! It's a switcheroo!

DRN008: Elec Mama
The debate between the Electoral College and the popular gets a lot of press (not as much as it should anymore, unfortunately), but is ultimately irrelevant; there's one way to guarantee a candidate to win, and the president who took us to the Moon knew it well. And it has nothing to do with the Supreme Court.

DWN010: Air Mama
She's plump for her height, and is a little bummed about it. Of course no one can blame her; extra calories have a way of finding you when you're pregnant, especially if you've got a food processor leading directly into your stomach.

DWN011: Bubble Mama
The big question is: how did she manage to get pregnant in the first place? And the other big question is: will people with immunodeficiency syndrome boycott my website for misrepresentation?

DWN013: Crash Mama

DWN015: Heat Mama by Stephen Sakurai
Almost all women get hot flashes at one time or another, sometimes during menopause, sometimes during pregnancy. Heat Mama's tend to be more intense than others.

DWN016: Wood Mama
At her most recent doctor's visit, Wood Mama discovered she'd tested positive for Rhesus syndrome (Rh). So she's not taking any chances!

DWN018: Magnet Mama by Stephen Sakurai
One of the problems with carrying a magnetic baby is that it doesn't just kick and squirm, it sometimes lets off magnetic pulses as well. This can be really dangerous if you work with computers, or it may just result in an embarassing lack of mobility.

DWN019: Gemini Mama
An individual is a Gemini Mamus, but the two together are Gemini Mama, plural. Not being subject to the deficiencies of human genetics, they're alike in every way, right down to their fingerprints! That's not necessarily convenient, though, so they've developed interesting ways of differentiating themselves.

DWN020: Hard Mama
Detachable Hard Knuckles come in handy in so many places; shelving books, getting kittens out of trees, hittin' guys, and they're especially nice when an overloaded back craves massage...

DWN021: Top Mama by Stephen Sakurai
Ever meet a person who could spin around and around all day, just for the dizziness high? Top Mama's one of those people-- and with a nice big weight in her stomach, she finds her gyroscopic stability has immensely improved!

DWN024: Shadow Mama

DWN026: Pharaoh Mama by ZDemian
Sure, it's an old joke, but it was an old archaeologist...

DWN028: Ring Mama

DWN030: Dust Mama
Many's the prospective father who complains that his wife's in a "nesting" phase, but the house is so clean that she has nothing to do. That's not something Dust Mama has to worry about-- she can provide her own mess!

DWN031: Dive Mama (and Wave Mama)
Normally I wouldn't sandwich two Robot Mamas together in one picture like this, but wordplay this caustic calls for special treatment. (Get it? Sandwich? Dive? Sub sandwich? God, I'm witty!)

DWN032: Skull Mama by Kokesha
Skull Mama, helpful individual that she is, has prepared a barebones guide to skulls in popular culture. Care to roll the bones?

DWN034: Wave Mama (and Dive Mama)
You saw this one already, just three spaces above. That's why I generally don't put two in one picture: don't you feel cheated now? But the pun was just too perfect... I could nae help meself...

DWN036: Gyro Mama

DWN038: Charge Mama by Stephen Sakurai
Have you ever heard of something called "trains"? Apparently they use them in Japan to get from one place to another. There may be some in America, but I think that's an urban myth. Anyway, Japanese commuter trains often have special seating for pregnant women and those with limited capacities. Charge Mama found that the latter group had taken up all the seats, so she just rode the rails herself and knocked that train halfway to Laos! Accident-haters, all of us-- but why don't they look?

DWN039: Napalm Mama
Stretch marks are the bane of all fashionable mothers. There's many different salves, lotions, rubs, glazes, and marinades available to keep them from forming, but Napalm Mama has a simpler solution: just burn 'em off with jellied gasoline! (Now isn't this the very definition of "Porno For Pyros"?)

DWN040: Crystal Mama by Stephen Sakurai
Some women wear their hearts on their sleeves... others, like Crystal Mama, are so transparent that you can see their hearts, and all their other contents as well. (Lookit the cute little robot baby! Awwwww!)

DWN042: Centaur Mama
No first-time mother is ever prepared for the changes that occur in pregnancy, so body image is always a delicate issue. It can become downright baffling, however, if the mother has two abdomens...

DWN043: Flame Mama by Axel RoseRed
Beauty like this can't be hidden under a veil, and so Flame Mama has joined us, making the other fire-based Mamas insecure about their place in this world.

DWN044: Knight Mama
A special salute to Capcom's other most popular game, besides Mega Man. Or Street Fighter. Or Resident Evil. Or Marvel Vs. Capcom. Or... oh hell, just look at it, and hum that familiar fanfare as the picture loads: "Duun... da da duun... da da DA-duuun!"

DWN047: Wind Mama

DWN049: Freeze Mama

DWN051: Burst Mama by Full Metal Jackass
What a wonderfully original turn of phrase! Did you just make that up?

DWN052: Cloud Mama
She has a habit that sometimes precipitates confusion...

DWN053: Spring Mama
When spring is in the air and a young robot's fancy turns to love, birth control should never be far from her mind, let alone her reproductive system. Assumptions can produce surprising results.

DWN054: Slash Mama
She's a little small to be carrying such a big litter of cubs, so she's on bed rest-- but her hormones are going wild! So, with the help of a laptop computer, she reads and writes 'slash' fanfiction to keep herself off her feet, and get herself off as well.

DWN056: Turbo Mama

DWN057: Tengu Mama

DWN059: Sword Mama
A cute lass with a rapier wit, who's always in falchion and never out of stylet, who earns her tuck with a unique brand of steely dudgeon.

DWN061: Search Mama

DWN063: Grenade Mama
Hey, gumshoe, don't get too cocky. It never fails, just when you think all the pieces are starting to fit, when you're just about to put together an airtight case, along comes a blonde bombshell in a grenadine dress who just can't help but blow you away...

DWN064: Aqua Mama
Now that's some serious water retention!

RKN001: "Enker"

RKN002: "Quint"

SRN005: "Jupiter"

SRN007: Babe Ouranos (Uranus)
Some bosses are nastier about maternity leave than others-- no bull!

SRN00X: "SunStar"

MWN02: Mega Water Sweetheart
Kappas are delightfully weird creatures from Japanese folklore. They look sort of like monkeys with fish scales and flat skulls; depending on which story you read, they may or may not have turtle shells, single nostrils, vampiric tendencies, or life-giving water carried in the domes of their heads. One thing that stays constant about them, however, is their deep and abiding love for cucumbers.

MWN03: Hyper Storm Hottie
First, I informed her that she was the most pregnant Robot Mama of them all, and that none other were so tremendously swollen with their litters as she is. How do you feel about that, I asked? She smiled, but was a little short of breath, so her spider answered for her.

KGN004: Pirate Mama by Axel Rosered
This one goes out to all the girls who were given the cruel nickname "pirate's dream" in school. Someday your ship will come in, especially if you become mothers.

DMN002: Compas Mama

PCN001: Sonic Mama

PCN002: Volt Mama

PCN003: Dyna Mama

PCN004: Torch Mama

PCN005: Bit Mama

PCN006: Shark Mama

PCN007: Water Mama

PCN008: Oil Mama

PCN009: Blade Mama

• We're only using Robot Masters from the original Mega Man series-- no Mavericks/Irregulars (from the Mega Man X games) allowed. It may seem trivial, but the Mavericks are individuals, rather than mass-produced robots, and recreating them as pregnant women is a bit too much like transgender fantasy for me. (Nothing against transgender fantasy, but I'd like to keep this to ONE perversion.)
• Don't use the original Robot Masters as characters; Multi Mama is OK, but Multi Man is not. If you need 'husbands' or otherwise background characters, use Sniper Joe (the cycloptic guy with the shield, seen in a few pictures above) or some of the sidekicks, like Rush, Beat, Dr. Cossack, etc. Non-boss enemies, like Hard Hats or Bubble Bats, are OK too. Guest appearances from other media, however, are open season; go nuts!
• If you feel one of the pictures that has been completed could have been done better, don't hesitate to do your own version of that Robot Mama if you want. They always return in the Game Boy games, after all...
• The two biggest rules: "Don't Suck" and "Make Me Laugh." Achieving either of those will make your picture a winner.