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A Visit From St. Valentine

Drawn by Invisible Walrus

Many of us have spent the last month on tinterhooks, worrying for the safety of our friend Invisible Walrus, who we feared might be a martyr for our cause-- some families are less tolerant of eccentricities in the children they bring into the world. My fears are allayed-- I have recently received a letter from our favorite pinniped, detailing the bad times and the good of the last month, and the good times to come in the future. Huzzah! To celebrate, I finally bring up the picture IW sent me for Valentine's Day (geez, it's been too long since last update), illustrating an upcoming story called Espirit A L'Espirit. I'd like you to meet Hannah Baxter, eighteen-year-old senior high student and resident of Weeks Lake. Your first questions to her would likely be "how soon" and "how many"... but there's a bit more to her then that. I should hope you'll be seeing more of her in the near future, at which point I'll let her explain. For now, she gets a Valentine's Card from someone unexpected.

Potbellied Potpurri

Drawn by Kokesha

No one ever gets tired of Harvest Moon, no? Kokesha brings us an image of an especially fruitful game, featuring very ripe turnips and a very ripe wife to help eat them. Where have all the parsnips gone?

Out of Control

Drawn by SC

Who is SC? It is a mystery-- he or she sent me two images from an email address I could not respond to. SC has been kind enough to give us new images, though, which cannot be faulted by anyone. The first is from Gunsmith Cats, and the second... we all know her. But we haven't seen her in a while, so it's OK. She sure seems to have developed a limber spine in that time, though.

So Sue Me

Drawn by KaileighBlue

Maybe it required more creativity than people are used to putting into these things? I don't know, but the "Mary Sue" fan-character-creation art challenge was pretty much a bust-- all four of our entries came from the ever-delightful KaileighBlue. All four of these characters are based on her, in some way or other, and if you're lucky enough to know her personally, they'll look familiar.
Laurel Took: KB as a hobbit. I've known a lot of hobbitlike people, short and round and even-tempered, but very few as pretty as Laurel here, and still fewer with hairier feet than mine.
New Sailor Senshi: Characters from various Sailor Moon roleplaying games KB has been involved in, each reflecting an aspect of her personality. I think it's odd that the one with the Weird Al connection should be 'peeved', but fandoms do differ.

A Nice View

Drawn by Stephen

Sometimes a picture is just so gentle that you can't make any wacky comments about it. This is a sweet little image of a pregnant woman in 16th-century dress enjoying a nice view. No gimmicks, no popular characters. Just a smile.

Oh, Konishiki, You're So Fine

Drawn by Stephen

After something so serious, we need to counter with something kooky, yes? Here we have a woman who hopes that her sumo training will lead to her child growing up to be a mighty rikishi. I don't think it's particularly healthy for an expectant mother to reach her physical limits, but try telling her that. Stephen didn't provide a name for her, but I think we should call her Dawn. (That's a sumo joke. If you don't get it, too bad.)

Elf-Improvement

Drawn by Axel Rosered

The longtime PG-13 fan surely smiles to see the return of Mariah, the curious elven girl who is sort of RoseRed's mascot. We last saw her in a delicate situation, as the spell she read proved to have interesting side effects. Here, she's coming to accept her new lot as best as she can, with dignity if not precisely delight. This will not be as simple as other pregnancies, though, for as you can see, she's starting to outgrow her own bone structure.

Lean On Me

Drawn by Axel Rosered

So they call this gal Leena? Yeah, right! At this point, there are very few people that she's "leena" than! HAW HAW! I suck.

The Friendly Skies

Drawn by Axel Rosered

Skies of Arcadia is the name of the game, and the results of our experiments are always the same. Aika and Fina, as pregnant as can be. Must I go on? I'm certain our hero Vyse hopes he doesn't have to.

Rumik's Sphere

Drawn by Axel Rosered

Angry as we are over Rumiko Takahashi's instructions not to imagine girl-type Ranma pregnant, Axel gets his just revenge by drawing her... what? Oh, wait, this is the mother of one of the newer Digimon kids. We can see that his is a very fashionable mommy too, in that she wears loose socks just like the schoolgirls, and is so pregnant she can hardly walk, just like the schoolgirls. Well, just like the schoolgirls around here, at least.

Make It Double, AGAIN

Drawn by Axel Rosered

Once more into the breach they go, Jessie and Cassidy, formerly Team Rocket small fry, now the boss's favorite guinea pigs for his fertility experiments. If you're wondering why those newbies Magma and Aqua are horning in on former Rocket territory, it could be that Giovanni finds the hyperpregnancy drug market much more lucrative.
Axel took the opportunity to play around with styles in this picture, with interesting results-- you'll notice Jessie appears in a traditional style, like the animated series, while Cassidy is stylized in a more manga-like manner, closer to the celebrated Ono Toshihiro's.

Maternal Megalopolis

Drawn by Pimp Daddy Axel Rosered

Preview image of Madd, as a mere sample. Quick-- what significant event in video game history happened in 1987? Well, Zelda II, yes, but perhaps even more significant was the release of the very first Mega Man game! And even though the box art looked terrible, it survived for a sequel, and that was a big hit that created another, and so on and so forth, for fifteen years now! As a special salute to the most prolific name in video games, Axel has given us images of nearly all the female characters from all four series! Rolls.jpg Roll, of course, is Mega Man's twin sister. We saw her alternate-universe counterpart Roll Voulnut in the last update, but here's the original Roll, and her powered-up alter ego (Mega Woman?) from the Vs. Capcom series.
Caskets.jpg Here's Roll's "Legends" incarnation, along with her mom. Mother and daughter are pregnant TOGETHER?! GASP!
RollEXE.jpg The newest version of Roll isn't a robot at all, she's a Net Navi, a sort of virtual pet who rides the Internet to help her owner study and stuff., or something. I wish I could tell you more, but the game was on the shelves for all of a week, and I never got it! *sob*
Aliafertile.jpg Here's Alia, the helpful fairy who flies around and gives advice to Mega Man X on his quest to defeat Ganon. Or something. This picture demonstrates how much better an artist Axel is than me, if you compare his version with mine.
MotherUnits.jpg The Mother Units are apparently the mainframes that create all Reploids in the MMX continuity. One of them gives the other her body at some point, because they're sisters and they love each other. Or something.
Madd.jpg This colorful creature is the bearer of another Net Navi, ColorMan. She's kind of a golddigger, but this picture proves quite justifiably that she needed the money. ...Or something.

Sliptide: Wave Five And Counting

Drawn by Sliptide

Preview image of Dizzy, as a mere sample. There's never been a better time to be a Sliptide fan, because he's all over the place this month, and seems to like the word 'preggers' as of late. Enjoy! birthdaypreggers1.jpg: For my birthday, Sliptide presented me with some images of some of our PG-13 friends-- as pregnant women. Kind of a wacky idea, but one that came out quite well. Here's his interpretation of artwork favorite Zdemian.
birthdaypreggers2.jpg: A second girlified PG-13 fan, this is Toehn, Knight of the Spatula. Although now, perhaps, Lady of the Spatula.
ClyPreggers.jpg: Here's a very cute, very pregnant hobbit girl. Those seem popular lately, yes? I think it's because of that bit about how hobbits are inclined to be fat in the stomach.
dizzypreggers.jpg: Why is she dizzy? Judging by her flyaway hair, I think she's being spun in this picture.
sexyelfpreggers.jpg: This one was based on a photograph, as you can easily tell.
Squirrelpreggers.jpg: Slip recently discovered a new way of drawing furries, and he says there will be more of this in the future.
youngpreggers.jpg Aww, she looks sad...
SuckingSorine1.jpg
SuckingSorine2.jpg
SuckingSorine3.jpg
SuckingSorine4.jpg
SuckingSorine5.jpg
SuckingSorine6.jpg
Beware, all with weak internal organs. Our character in this series is Sorine, described as the biggest slut in her high school, no matter which alternate reality you see her in. These pictures represent the most explicitly sexual images ever submitted to PG-13 (there are dicks), and so does the poem that goes with them. Brace yourself.In this universe we can see
How much of a cock hound Sorine can be.
No need for a draw bridge, no need for a moat.
If it's got balls, it's going down her throat.
Semen, cum, sperm or baby batter
To Sorine, it doesn't really matter.
Being knocked up doesn't slow her down.
She'll bob any knob that decides to come around.
It doesn't stop there, you'll soon attest.
Sorine also likes big milky breasts.
Whether baby or fluid, she loves both of them so.
All she really wants is to make her belly grow.
You can blame Sliptide for that one... I didn't write it.

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A Visit From St. Valentine
Drawn by Invisible Walrus
	Many of us have spent the last month on tinterhooks, worrying for the safety of our friend Invisible Walrus, who we feared might be a martyr for our cause-- some families are less tolerant of eccentricities in the children they bring into the world. My fears are allayed-- I have recently received a letter from our favorite pinniped, detailing the bad times and the good of the last month, and the good times to come in the future. Huzzah! To celebrate, I finally bring up the picture IW sent me for Valentine's Day (geez, it's been too long since last update), illustrating an upcoming story called Espirit A L'Espirit. I'd like you to meet Hannah Baxter, eighteen-year-old senior high student and resident of Weeks Lake. Your first questions to her would likely be "how soon" and "how many"... but there's a bit more to her then that. I should hope you'll be seeing more of her in the near future, at which point I'll let her explain. For now, she gets a Valentine's Card from someone unexpected.

Potbellied Potpurri
Drawn by Kokesha
	No one ever gets tired of Harvest Moon, no? Kokesha brings us an image of an especially fruitful game, featuring very ripe turnips and a very ripe wife to help eat them. Where have all the parsnips gone?

Out of Control
Drawn by SC
	Who is SC? It is a mystery-- he or she sent me two images from an email address I could not respond to. SC has been kind enough to give us new images, though, which cannot be faulted by anyone. The first is from Gunsmith Cats, and the second... we all know her. But we haven't seen her in a while, so it's OK. She sure seems to have developed a limber spine in that time, though.

So Sue Me
Drawn by KaileighBlue
	Maybe it required more creativity than people are used to putting into these things? I don't know, but the "Mary Sue" fan-character-creation art challenge was pretty much a bust-- all four of our entries came from the ever-delightful KaileighBlue. All four of these characters are based on her, in some way or other, and if you're lucky enough to know her personally, they'll look familiar. Laurel Took: KB as a hobbit. I've known a lot of hobbitlike people, short and round and even-tempered, but very few as pretty as Laurel here, and still fewer with hairier feet than mine. New Sailor Senshi: Characters from various Sailor Moon roleplaying games KB has been involved in, each reflecting an aspect of her personality. I think it's odd that the one with the Weird Al connection should be 'peeved', but fandoms do differ.

A Nice View
Drawn by Stephen
	Sometimes a picture is just so gentle that you can't make any wacky comments about it. This is a sweet little image of a pregnant woman in 16th-century dress enjoying a nice view. No gimmicks, no popular characters. Just a smile.

Oh, Konishiki, You're So Fine
Drawn by Stephen
	After something so serious, we need to counter with something kooky, yes? Here we have a woman who hopes that her sumo training will lead to her child growing up to be a mighty rikishi. I don't think it's particularly healthy for an expectant mother to reach her physical limits, but try telling her that. Stephen didn't provide a name for her, but I think we should call her Dawn. (That's a sumo joke. If you don't get it, too bad.)

Elf-Improvement
Drawn by Axel Rosered
	The longtime PG-13 fan surely smiles to see the return of Mariah, the curious elven girl who is sort of RoseRed's mascot. We last saw her in a delicate situation, as the spell she read proved to have interesting side effects. Here, she's coming to accept her new lot as best as she can, with dignity if not precisely delight. This will not be as simple as other pregnancies, though, for as you can see, she's starting to outgrow her own bone structure.

Lean On Me
Drawn by Axel Rosered
	So they call this gal Leena? Yeah, right! At this point, there are very few people that she's "leena" than! HAW HAW! I suck.

The Friendly Skies
Drawn by Axel Rosered
	Skies of Arcadia is the name of the game, and the results of our experiments are always the same. Aika and Fina, as pregnant as can be. Must I go on? I'm certain our hero Vyse hopes he doesn't have to.

Rumik's Sphere
Drawn by Axel Rosered
	Angry as we are over Rumiko Takahashi's instructions not to imagine girl-type Ranma pregnant, Axel gets his just revenge by drawing her... what? Oh, wait, this is the mother of one of the newer Digimon kids. We can see that his is a very fashionable mommy too, in that she wears loose socks just like the schoolgirls, and is so pregnant she can hardly walk, just like the schoolgirls. Well, just like the schoolgirls around here, at least.

Make It Double, AGAIN
Drawn by Axel Rosered
	Once more into the breach they go, Jessie and Cassidy, formerly Team Rocket small fry, now the boss's favorite guinea pigs for his fertility experiments. If you're wondering why those newbies Magma and Aqua are horning in on former Rocket territory, it could be that Giovanni finds the hyperpregnancy drug market much more lucrative. Axel took the opportunity to play around with styles in this picture, with interesting results-- you'll notice Jessie appears in a traditional style, like the animated series, while Cassidy is stylized in a more manga-like manner, closer to the celebrated Ono Toshihiro's.

Maternal Megalopolis
Drawn by Pimp Daddy Axel Rosered
	Quick-- what significant event in video game history happened in 1987? Well, Zelda II, yes, but perhaps even more significant was the release of the very first Mega Man game! And even though the box art looked terrible, it survived for a sequel, and that was a big hit that created another, and so on and so forth, for fifteen years now! As a special salute to the most prolific name in video games, Axel has given us images of nearly all the female characters from all four series! Rolls.jpg Roll, of course, is Mega Man's twin sister. We saw her alternate-universe counterpart Roll Voulnut in the last update, but here's the original Roll, and her powered-up alter ego (Mega Woman?) from the Vs. Capcom series. Caskets.jpg Here's Roll's "Legends" incarnation, along with her mom. Mother and daughter are pregnant TOGETHER?! GASP! RollEXE.jpg The newest version of Roll isn't a robot at all, she's a Net Navi, a sort of virtual pet who rides the Internet to help her owner study and stuff., or something. I wish I could tell you more, but the game was on the shelves for all of a week, and I never got it! sob Aliafertile.jpg Here's Alia, the helpful fairy who flies around and gives advice to Mega Man X on his quest to defeat Ganon. Or something. This picture demonstrates how much better an artist Axel is than me, if you compare his version with mine. MotherUnits.jpg The Mother Units are apparently the mainframes that create all Reploids in the MMX continuity. One of them gives the other her body at some point, because they're sisters and they love each other. Or something. Madd.jpg This colorful creature is the bearer of another Net Navi, ColorMan. She's kind of a golddigger, but this picture proves quite justifiably that she needed the money. ...Or something.

Sliptide: Wave Five And Counting
Drawn by Sliptide
	There's never been a better time to be a Sliptide fan, because he's all over the place this month, and seems to like the word 'preggers' as of late. Enjoy! birthdaypreggers1.jpg: For my birthday, Sliptide presented me with some images of some of our PG-13 friends-- as pregnant women. Kind of a wacky idea, but one that came out quite well. Here's his interpretation of artwork favorite Zdemian. birthdaypreggers2.jpg: A second girlified PG-13 fan, this is Toehn, Knight of the Spatula. Although now, perhaps, Lady of the Spatula. ClyPreggers.jpg: Here's a very cute, very pregnant hobbit girl. Those seem popular lately, yes? I think it's because of that bit about how hobbits are inclined to be fat in the stomach. dizzypreggers.jpg: Why is she dizzy? Judging by her flyaway hair, I think she's being spun in this picture. sexyelfpreggers.jpg: This one was based on a photograph, as you can easily tell. Squirrelpreggers.jpg: Slip recently discovered a new way of drawing furries, and he says there will be more of this in the future. youngpreggers.jpg Aww, she looks sad... SuckingSorine1.jpg SuckingSorine2.jpg SuckingSorine3.jpg SuckingSorine4.jpg SuckingSorine5.jpg SuckingSorine6.jpg Beware, all with weak internal organs. Our character in this series is Sorine, described as the biggest slut in her high school, no matter which alternate reality you see her in. These pictures represent the most explicitly sexual images ever submitted to PG-13 (there are dicks), and so does the poem that goes with them. Brace yourself.In this universe we can see How much of a cock hound Sorine can be. No need for a draw bridge, no need for a moat. If it's got balls, it's going down her throat. Semen, cum, sperm or baby batter To Sorine, it doesn't really matter. Being knocked up doesn't slow her down. She'll bob any knob that decides to come around. It doesn't stop there, you'll soon attest. Sorine also likes big milky breasts. Whether baby or fluid, she loves both of them so. All she really wants is to make her belly grow. You can blame Sliptide for that one... I didn't write it.