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Our Returning Champions

Drawn by RoseRed

Another slew of pretty young moms by the incomparable RoseRed. But wait... we've seen all these before, haven't we? Perhaps, but they're back to show us what's happened to them in the meantime...
Jessie & Cassidy: The dark ranks of Team Rocket continue to grow,. Although birth is obviously drawing near for both Jessie and Cassidy, it would be ridiculous to assume that Giovanni would provide anything like maternity leave for them... so off to work they go, in uniforms so flagrantly undersized that they serve as little more than private-part coverings.
Sora & Mimi: The original gals from the "Digital Mothers" picture are back, more gloriously rounded than before... Mimi seems to be enjoying her new chestyness, but Sora's just so big and babyful she can hardly keep her balance.
Yolei & Kari: Although she's already a sex symbol to megane fans, Yolei seems to be ready to court J.Lo's fans as well as maeiusophiles with her new look. And Kari, little Kari, is bustin' out in every direction, and she couldn't be prouder!

Skate Nazis Must Be Born!

Drawn by RoseRed

OK-- this is one of the oddest video game concepts I've ever heard of: Jet Set Radio is a game wherein rival skateboard gangs battle over who can cover the most surface area with graffiti, kept in line by the boombastic voice of Professor K and his pirate radio station. And that's all you need to know-- just enjoy, and sacrifice a bull to RoseRed, who has out-weirded me once again. Damn him.

Another Chinese Ghost Story

Drawn by Sponge Boy

He may be Sponge Boy, but he's not sponging off of anyone in this case. Hsien-Ko is a popular character in the Darkstalkers series, but she'd never found it necessary to hang out at PG-13... until now! We sure do get a lot of ghosts and robots around here...

The Tomb of the Unknown Fetishist

Drawn by Invisible Walrus

Perhaps that's a bit too morose a title, but I can't get over the fact that this girl appears to be leaning against a reproduction of the Vietnam Memorial. With the name of my website inscribed on it, no less. Perhaps she's carrying the child of someone who died for our right to choose our own objects of worship...

Ultron's Wet Dream

Drawn by Stephen

Evidently Jocasta Freshmaker really, really needed a good idea, because now she's got almost ten pounds of Mentos in her belly! Wa ha ha ha! MY SIDES! ...OK, but seriously folks... she's the latest in Stephen's series of the parents from Flying-Suit Reiko. She was the last fertile female of the dynasty, despite having some genetic problems... if you thought Prince Charles got the short end of the inbreeding stick with his ears and teeth, take a gander at Jocasta's prehensile tail!

Devi With A Blue Dress

Drawn by Stephen

Stephen's first submission that's neither fan art nor involving his own characters-- a very unique and beautiful sort of "Earth Mother" image. The title may be 'Gaia', but I chose "Devi" for the Indian goddess who carries the entire universe in her womb-- better pun that way.
Incidentally, things have changed since this website first came up: if I were starting out today rather than last year, I'd title it "The Ninpuniverse." Wouldn't this picture make for a great logo?

Our Courteous Staff

Drawn by Sliptide213

If you've ever wondered about what goes on behind PG-13, who makes the site run as well as it does, here's a look behind the scenes at our employees. Keep in mind, though, none of them are paid-- if you offer them a job with any form of income, they'll likely join you in a heartbeat.
Sliptide himself will introduce them for you...
1. Micki
The HUGE one. She's very talkative and sweet, not to mention polite. I meant for her to be our liason between various companies, along with our leading sales rep.
2. Diane
the cute one. if you were to speak with her on the phone, you would not want her to redirect your call, her being the receptionist. She's kinda quiet but always happy, and polite to all callers. She really knows her way 'round a swtichboard.
3. Boots
the brainy one. She's been put in charge of all of our IT matters. She's the fastet typer i could find (145 wpm) and can fix any problem with a computer that is known. She's also the technician governing our office network.
4. Angie
the spirited one. This one came in, waving an application, saying "Gimme a job" I couldn't refuse. She's been made an errand runner, and is also in charge of shipping. she makes sure things are done with the perfect balance of speed, accuracy, and detail.
5. Rosemary
the...uhh well...HOT one. This is almost the prettiest girl i have ever met. Her looks and personality have landed her the occupation of our lead commercial spokeswoman.

A Pyromaniac's Birth Story

Drawn by Stephen

Bratty li'l Ten from Urusei Yatsura puts on a show of fiery bravado that would cow any obnoxious Sopranos castmember, but he has one fear above all others-- his mother, the firefighter! Here we have a scene from just a few years ago, showing how she used to punish her naughty little unborn arsonist.

The Abdominal Snow Woman

Drawn by Stephen

In stark contrast to the hot picture shown above, here's a cooler pair-- Nuube, the title dude from Jigoku Sensei Nuube, and Yukime, the woman he loves. You may recognize her as the familiar "Snow Woman" from that well-loved but infrequently viewable website, Mysterious Pregnant Dryad. Yukime is the character Ryumage draws most often for his pregnant/enema work, even more so than the Dryad of the title. I'd be inclined to worry, but who am I to point fingers? I've got five pictures of Lum on this site... six if you count this next one.
...I just love the eyebrows on that snowman!

Invader Inside

Drawn by Stephen

Taking a break from the mothers of his own characters, Stephen presents us with the prenatal development of this site's all-around favorite fan-art character, Lum. Mrs. Invader seems remarkably placid about the state of affairs, evidently able to overlook the regular shocks to her uterine walls, and unconcerned about the size difference between herself and her darn big hubby. But, then again, as she would say, "Three Bam, Six Crak, North Wind, Soap!"

Get Equipped With: Prenatal Vitamins

Drawn by RoseRed

Those of you who grew up with the Mega Man games for the NES may be thinking, "Roll? And Mega Man? Having a BABY?! Ewwww!" We must remember that there have been many robots bearing the name of Rock (Mega Man) and Roll, and although the original two were brother and sister, this particular twosome are not related. (Of course, that still doesn't explain how a robot girl can become pregnant, but we won't split hairs.)

Impregnative Dance

Drawn by RoseRed

Who is Shantae? The star of an upcoming Game Boy game. Shantae's gimmick is that she's a half-genie belly dancer-- and you know, just saying the words "half-genie belly dancer", it makes me want to believe all over again... Where was I? Anyway, Shantae casts spells; not by waving a wand or saying magic words, but by doing magic belly dances. Now, these dances afford her many shapes to shift into-- spider, elephant, and so forth. But what if she had a really difficult spell to cast? When faced with an advanced belly dance, you can imagine she'd assume a form that would give her an advanced belly to dance with...

Fetal Fantasy

Drawn by RoseRed

We all know who the most sought-after babe in video games is, right? Of course-- Lara Croft. But we won't feature her on this website, because I find her repugnant. Thus, here we have the SECOND most sought-after babe in video games: Tifa Lockheart. Many times more beautiful than Lara, I'd say, and you can't beat those weird swords with revolver handles for Freudian symbolism. (Both their movies literally put me to sleep, though.) Anyway, here's Tifa enjoying one of the luxuries of pregnancy-- your pants hang on by themselves, so no need for suspenders!

Matyrnal Kombat!

Drawn by RoseRed

And don't we all wish that along with all those fatalities, friendships, babalities, animalities, brutalities, futilities, and incorrigibilities, the Mortal Kombat series included "Impregnalities"? Here we see Sonya Blade, long the only female contestant (not that I'd know; I only play Clay Fighter), being the recipient of a very attractive finishing move. .

Kid Has A Kid

Drawn by RoseRed

Being unfamiliar with the Crono game series (Trigger and Cross), I can only identify this character as "Kid." Would she argue that she is no longer a kid, but a woman? She sure looks satisfied with herself...

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Skate Nazis Must Be Born!
Drawn by RoseRed
	OK-- this is one of the oddest video game concepts I've ever heard of: Jet Set Radio is a game wherein rival skateboard gangs battle over who can cover the most surface area with graffiti, kept in line by the boombastic voice of Professor K and his pirate radio station. And that's all you need to know-- just enjoy, and sacrifice a bull to RoseRed, who has out-weirded me once again. Damn him.

Another Chinese Ghost Story
Drawn by Sponge Boy
	He may be Sponge Boy, but he's not sponging off of anyone in this case. Hsien-Ko is a popular character in the Darkstalkers series, but she'd never found it necessary to hang out at PG-13... until now! We sure do get a lot of ghosts and robots around here...

The Tomb of the Unknown Fetishist
Drawn by Invisible Walrus
	Perhaps that's a bit too morose a title, but I can't get over the fact that this girl appears to be leaning against a reproduction of the Vietnam Memorial. With the name of my website inscribed on it, no less. Perhaps she's carrying the child of someone who died for our right to choose our own objects of worship...

Ultron's Wet Dream
Drawn by Stephen
	Evidently Jocasta Freshmaker really, really needed a good idea, because now she's got almost ten pounds of Mentos in her belly! Wa ha ha ha! MY SIDES! ...OK, but seriously folks... she's the latest in Stephen's series of the parents from Flying-Suit Reiko. She was the last fertile female of the dynasty, despite having some genetic problems... if you thought Prince Charles got the short end of the inbreeding stick with his ears and teeth, take a gander at Jocasta's prehensile tail!

Devi With A Blue Dress
Drawn by Stephen
	Stephen's first submission that's neither fan art nor involving his own characters-- a very unique and beautiful sort of "Earth Mother" image. The title may be 'Gaia', but I chose "Devi" for the Indian goddess who carries the entire universe in her womb-- better pun that way. Incidentally, things have changed since this website first came up: if I were starting out today rather than last year, I'd title it "The Ninpuniverse." Wouldn't this picture make for a great logo?

A Pyromaniac's Birth Story
Drawn by Stephen
	Bratty li'l Ten from Urusei Yatsura puts on a show of fiery bravado that would cow any obnoxious Sopranos castmember, but he has one fear above all others-- his mother, the firefighter! Here we have a scene from just a few years ago, showing how she used to punish her naughty little unborn arsonist.

The Abdominal Snow Woman
Drawn by Stephen
	In stark contrast to the hot picture shown above, here's a cooler pair-- Nuube, the title dude from Jigoku Sensei Nuube, and Yukime, the woman he loves. You may recognize her as the familiar "Snow Woman" from that well-loved but infrequently viewable website, Mysterious Pregnant Dryad. Yukime is the character Ryumage draws most often for his pregnant/enema work, even more so than the Dryad of the title. I'd be inclined to worry, but who am I to point fingers? I've got five pictures of Lum on this site... six if you count this next one. ...I just love the eyebrows on that snowman!

Invader Inside
Drawn by Stephen
	Taking a break from the mothers of his own characters, Stephen presents us with the prenatal development of this site's all-around favorite fan-art character, Lum. Mrs. Invader seems remarkably placid about the state of affairs, evidently able to overlook the regular shocks to her uterine walls, and unconcerned about the size difference between herself and her darn big hubby. But, then again, as she would say, "Three Bam, Six Crak, North Wind, Soap!"

Get Equipped With: Prenatal Vitamins
Drawn by RoseRed
	Those of you who grew up with the Mega Man games for the NES may be thinking, "Roll? And Mega Man? Having a BABY?! Ewwww!" We must remember that there have been many robots bearing the name of Rock (Mega Man) and Roll, and although the original two were brother and sister, this particular twosome are not related. (Of course, that still doesn't explain how a robot girl can become pregnant, but we won't split hairs.)

Impregnative Dance
Drawn by RoseRed
	Who is Shantae? The star of an upcoming Game Boy game. Shantae's gimmick is that she's a half-genie belly dancer-- and you know, just saying the words "half-genie belly dancer", it makes me want to believe all over again... Where was I? Anyway, Shantae casts spells; not by waving a wand or saying magic words, but by doing magic belly dances. Now, these dances afford her many shapes to shift into-- spider, elephant, and so forth. But what if she had a really difficult spell to cast? When faced with an advanced belly dance, you can imagine she'd assume a form that would give her an advanced belly to dance with...

Fetal Fantasy
Drawn by RoseRed
	We all know who the most sought-after babe in video games is, right? Of course-- Lara Croft. But we won't feature her on this website, because I find her repugnant. Thus, here we have the SECOND most sought-after babe in video games: Tifa Lockheart. Many times more beautiful than Lara, I'd say, and you can't beat those weird swords with revolver handles for Freudian symbolism. (Both their movies literally put me to sleep, though.) Anyway, here's Tifa enjoying one of the luxuries of pregnancy-- your pants hang on by themselves, so no need for suspenders!

Matyrnal Kombat!
Drawn by RoseRed
	And don't we all wish that along with all those fatalities, friendships, babalities, animalities, brutalities, futilities, and incorrigibilities, the Mortal Kombat series included "Impregnalities"? Here we see Sonya Blade, long the only female contestant (not that I'd know; I only play Clay Fighter), being the recipient of a very attractive finishing move. .

Kid Has A Kid
Drawn by RoseRed
	Being unfamiliar with the Crono game series (Trigger and Cross), I can only identify this character as "Kid." Would she argue that she is no longer a kid, but a woman? She sure looks satisfied with herself...