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Yuffie, insert pun here

Drawn by ZDemian

Just ignore the blurb by this picture, because this is yet another Final Fantasy character whom I couldn't tell you the name of if it weren't stamped on her picture. Don't get me wrong, I'm not totally FF-ignorant; one fine day, someone will present us with a pregnant image of White Mage, and then I shall run off at the mouth like you've never seen!

Rikku-- Ninshin!

Drawn by ZDemian

A Final Fantasy character I don't know, ditto blah blah blah. ZDemian's work is good enough that he doesn't need me to hype it up like this. At least I was able to get a good Fushigi Yuugi pun out of the name.

New Memphis Belle

Drawn by Stephen

Cracker? Cracker? (sniffing like Chris Rock) ...Ah yes, and it's my favorite of all-- Angel Pie, the chain-smoking seraph from Stephen's freaky-cool comic Muertitos. Normally the dead can't reproduce, but Angel Pie is actually immortal, being the granddaughter of The Man Upstairs. She's currently nearing the end of her pregnancy in the comic (just eighteen more years to go, as of this writing), but has never been shy about her body, which would explain why she's naked as a jaybird here. A jaybird with a glowing vulva, no less.

Board To Cheers

Drawn by Stephen

Sing this to "Four Of Two," which can be heard at giantkid.net:
At four of two, I stood staring at the girl
She was seven months late for her menstrual cramps
I had seen her in Steel Human Spartacus
Where she skates and she gets onto Rokujo's case
And her name is Two By Four!

Elayne and Glenn

Drawn by Alex Knight

You might remember the girl in this picture from an earlier work by the same artist; here, it's Elayne herself who is expecting, with her hulking love Glenn crouching over her like a protective father, unsurprisingly.

Illegitimate!!

Drawn by Mistress Fire-Hazard

At long, long last, the Secret Contest over on the Ninpuchan Fan Art page has been won: the winner is "Ator," who correctly identified the movie in question as #301: Cave Dwellers. True to her word, Mistress Fire-Hazard has rewarded him with a picture request, of his own favorite character: Yohko, from "Bastard!!". This image depicts expectant parenthood the only way Dark Schneider would ever allow it, although he's a bit goofier here than he was depicted in the show.

Mistress Stretch-Mark

Drawn by Mistress Fire-Hazard

She'd been meaning to do a picture of her own net-avatar for a while now, and Valentine's Day gave her a good excuse; so here's Mistress Fire-Hazard herself, looking pleased but slightly embarrassed, showing that she can be just as maternal as any other character you choose to draw. She's working on material for a website of her own, so she's counting on all of you to visit; you're her first fans, after all!

Eve's Resident

Drawn by ZDemian

Here I'm taking the opportunity to introduce a new artist; ZDemian, who has skill and talent coming out of his hair follicles. His artwork may look a tad peculiar at first glance, but that's because his scanner is sporadic and some artwork is captured with a digital camera. This is Eve; apparently not the Biblical Eve, but the Parasite one, but I can't tell you much more than that.

Hail Discordia!

Drawn by ZDemian

I'm not certain who Aeris is (which usually means she's a Final Fantasy character), so I'll tell you the story of Eris instead: One time all the gods and goddess got together for some big shindig, and Eris, the goddess of discord, decided to be nasty and threw in this big golden apple inscribed "To The Prettiest." Aphrodite, Hera, and Artemis all started fighting over it, and by the time they were done fighting the apple had worms in it, or something... well, I guess you just had to be there.

Gimme Lexy!

Drawn by ZDemian

No one can get enough Alexis! With all the fan art that's arrived of her, I feel safe in saying that she really is a likeable character. Thank God! This was ZDemian's first picture he sent to me, and that's one of the best ways to knock me on my rump and make my eyes bug. WOW.

The Battle Butter Birthday

Drawn by Ottomaniac

Otto (who is a chick, lest you forget) had some time on her hands on her birthday, so she pulled out a sketch pad and produced the first piece of Brigadier Butterscotch fan art! Some might scoff at this picture's rendering in comparison to others, but I think this is excellent work for someone who hasn't touched a drawing pad in eight years. And this is definitely better than what Sammy herself would draw-- trust me.

The Magician's Apprentice

Drawn by RoseRed

It's always a special moment when an artist makes his or her first steps out of the realm of fan art and begins creating original characters. This is RoseRed's first; a young lady who made that all-too-common mistake of trying out magic powers that were too much for her to handle, leaving her profoundly confused and thoroughly swollen.

Angel's Egg

Drawn by RoseRed

Where would PG-13 have been without Digimon? We've got so many pictures inspired by it, it's hard to believe I only watched that first episode so I could see the "Evolution Revolution" Beast Machines preview during the commercials. But, anyway; here's Angewomon, who took Angemon's simple concept (a cuddly pet that becomes a sex treat) and brought it where it would really be appreciated. This picture is dedicated to the memory of Haim Saban's Fox Kids Network; RIP.

The Callie Chronicles

Drawn by Roverpup

Preview image of Callie The mighty Callie has journeyed from the FurSize mailing list all the way to PG-13-- no small feat for a delicate creature like herself. You see, she's what furry fans call a "bunnymorph," and as everyone knows, bunnies love nothing so much as reproducing. It's their national pastime! And Callie is quite avid about being gravid-- it's so important to her, she's investigated some drastic substitutes for her less fertile periods. Let's watch the fireworks!
Callie's Expecting: But she'd phrase it differently.
Rockabye: They say that it makes babies smarter if you talk to them in the womb...
Bunnies of Steel: The importance of physical fitness cannot be understressed.
Sultry Bunny: Dressed up for a night out, but with no escort? Hey, she's single, cool...
Only Two Weeks?: Callie muses on her babies' itinerary. Warning, this picture is very much a "gynecologist's perspective".
Why Bother? Let's face it, maternity clothes are the very definition of "planned obsolescence." Better to go naked.
Unbirth! This is a picture that may shock some viewers-- so much so that it necessitated the creation of a new icon to mark "way out" pictures. What's Unbirth, you ask? It's like birth... with a rewind button.

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Yuffie, insert pun here
Drawn by ZDemian
	Just ignore the blurb by this picture, because this is yet another Final Fantasy character whom I couldn't tell you the name of if it weren't stamped on her picture. Don't get me wrong, I'm not totally FF-ignorant; one fine day, someone will present us with a pregnant image of White Mage, and then I shall run off at the mouth like you've never seen!

Rikku-- Ninshin!
Drawn by ZDemian
	A Final Fantasy character I don't know, ditto blah blah blah. ZDemian's work is good enough that he doesn't need me to hype it up like this. At least I was able to get a good Fushigi Yuugi pun out of the name.

New Memphis Belle
Drawn by Stephen
	Cracker? Cracker? (sniffing like Chris Rock) ...Ah yes, and it's my favorite of all-- Angel Pie, the chain-smoking seraph from Stephen's freaky-cool comic Muertitos. Normally the dead can't reproduce, but Angel Pie is actually immortal, being the granddaughter of The Man Upstairs. She's currently nearing the end of her pregnancy in the comic (just eighteen more years to go, as of this writing), but has never been shy about her body, which would explain why she's naked as a jaybird here. A jaybird with a glowing vulva, no less.

Board To Cheers
Drawn by Stephen
	Sing this to "Four Of Two," which can be heard at giantkid.net: At four of two, I stood staring at the girl She was seven months late for her menstrual cramps I had seen her in Steel Human Spartacus Where she skates and she gets onto Rokujo's case And her name is Two By Four!

Elayne and Glenn
Drawn by Alex Knight
	You might remember the girl in this picture from an earlier work by the same artist; here, it's Elayne herself who is expecting, with her hulking love Glenn crouching over her like a protective father, unsurprisingly.

Illegitimate!!
Drawn by Mistress Fire-Hazard
	At long, long last, the Secret Contest over on the Ninpuchan Fan Art page has been won: the winner is "Ator," who correctly identified the movie in question as #301: Cave Dwellers. True to her word, Mistress Fire-Hazard has rewarded him with a picture request, of his own favorite character: Yohko, from "Bastard!!". This image depicts expectant parenthood the only way Dark Schneider would ever allow it, although he's a bit goofier here than he was depicted in the show.

Mistress Stretch-Mark
Drawn by Mistress Fire-Hazard
	She'd been meaning to do a picture of her own net-avatar for a while now, and Valentine's Day gave her a good excuse; so here's Mistress Fire-Hazard herself, looking pleased but slightly embarrassed, showing that she can be just as maternal as any other character you choose to draw. She's working on material for a website of her own, so she's counting on all of you to visit; you're her first fans, after all!

Eve's Resident
Drawn by ZDemian
	Here I'm taking the opportunity to introduce a new artist; ZDemian, who has skill and talent coming out of his hair follicles. His artwork may look a tad peculiar at first glance, but that's because his scanner is sporadic and some artwork is captured with a digital camera. This is Eve; apparently not the Biblical Eve, but the Parasite one, but I can't tell you much more than that.

Hail Discordia!
Drawn by ZDemian
	I'm not certain who Aeris is (which usually means she's a Final Fantasy character), so I'll tell you the story of Eris instead: One time all the gods and goddess got together for some big shindig, and Eris, the goddess of discord, decided to be nasty and threw in this big golden apple inscribed "To The Prettiest." Aphrodite, Hera, and Artemis all started fighting over it, and by the time they were done fighting the apple had worms in it, or something... well, I guess you just had to be there.

Gimme Lexy!
Drawn by ZDemian
	No one can get enough Alexis! With all the fan art that's arrived of her, I feel safe in saying that she really is a likeable character. Thank God! This was ZDemian's first picture he sent to me, and that's one of the best ways to knock me on my rump and make my eyes bug. WOW.

The Battle Butter Birthday
Drawn by Ottomaniac
	Otto (who is a chick, lest you forget) had some time on her hands on her birthday, so she pulled out a sketch pad and produced the first piece of Brigadier Butterscotch fan art! Some might scoff at this picture's rendering in comparison to others, but I think this is excellent work for someone who hasn't touched a drawing pad in eight years. And this is definitely better than what Sammy herself would draw-- trust me.

The Magician's Apprentice
Drawn by RoseRed
	It's always a special moment when an artist makes his or her first steps out of the realm of fan art and begins creating original characters. This is RoseRed's first; a young lady who made that all-too-common mistake of trying out magic powers that were too much for her to handle, leaving her profoundly confused and thoroughly swollen.

Angel's Egg
Drawn by RoseRed
	Where would PG-13 have been without Digimon? We've got so many pictures inspired by it, it's hard to believe I only watched that first episode so I could see the "Evolution Revolution" Beast Machines preview during the commercials. But, anyway; here's Angewomon, who took Angemon's simple concept (a cuddly pet that becomes a sex treat) and brought it where it would really be appreciated. This picture is dedicated to the memory of Haim Saban's Fox Kids Network; RIP.

The Callie Chronicles
Drawn by Roverpup
	The mighty Callie has journeyed from the FurSize mailing list all the way to PG-13-- no small feat for a delicate creature like herself. You see, she's what furry fans call a "bunnymorph," and as everyone knows, bunnies love nothing so much as reproducing. It's their national pastime! And Callie is quite avid about being gravid-- it's so important to her, she's investigated some drastic substitutes for her less fertile periods. Let's watch the fireworks! Callie's Expecting: But she'd phrase it differently. Rockabye: They say that it makes babies smarter if you talk to them in the womb... Bunnies of Steel: The importance of physical fitness cannot be understressed. Sultry Bunny: Dressed up for a night out, but with no escort? Hey, she's single, cool... Only Two Weeks?: Callie muses on her babies' itinerary. Warning, this picture is very much a "gynecologist's perspective". Why Bother? Let's face it, maternity clothes are the very definition of "planned obsolescence." Better to go naked. Unbirth! This is a picture that may shock some viewers-- so much so that it necessitated the creation of a new icon to mark "way out" pictures. What's Unbirth, you ask? It's like birth... with a rewind button.