Catch-All

There is only one common thread to all things posted in this area: "Relevant." It all has something to do with this site, whether it be my creations or someone else's. This is where you'll find "junk" pictures, artwork I did for Stuffed!, pictures from media, and anything else that has something to do with this page. Some of the pictures I post here won't have pregnancy-related content, but I'll give you fair warning, 'K?

The PG-13 Gourdtorch Stencil

Designed by G'Tron

For those of you who enjoy carving jack o' lanterns on Halloween itself, or at any time afterward, we have the Official PG-13 Pumpkin Carving Pattern. Here's how you do it:
Get a pumpkin. I recommend a "Sugar Pie," the kind they make for cooking-- they have nice round tops. Big Max and Big Moon pumpkins are good too, especially if they grew on their sides, but kabochas are quite unsuited for this design.
Hollow that punkin out from the bottom. Leave the stem-side unbroken. Throw the pulp away, somewhere where I can't smell it. Yech.
Print out the design; shrink or enlarge as necessary to fit it onto your pumpkin.
Cut out the part that says "Stem" in the middle and fit the design over your pumpkin's stem; it shall be the obscenely exaggerated outie bellybutton of our gourd girl.
Attach the design to the pumpkin with tacks or staples.
Take a corncob holder and punch lines through the bold lines of the design, to create guidelines for your knife. The grey areas are the parts you cut out of the 'kin; the dotted lines in the grey are where you should cut through it in advance, so you don't have great wedges of pumpkin shell swinging around and ripping parts out of your design.
Cut out the design. I strongly suggest you use a Pumpkin Masters pumpkin-carving knife, but if those aren't available, a slender steak knife will do. The picture will look better if you bevel the edges, so the light source isn't blocked by excess meat on the inside.
Try not to mess up, unless you have multiple pumpkins and really like pie. If you have an extra pumpkin, carve it to look like Jack Pumpkinhead of "Return To Oz" fame, and I'll be happy.
Put it out on your porch and wait for costumeless trick-or-treaters to smash it.

Comic Creations

Altered by PGBeast

fastball.jpg
ironmaiden.jpg
solar.jpg
sparkplug.jpg
Here's four morphs, by PGBeast. Now I know what you're thinking-- "Morphs? Didn't you say there weren't any morphs allowed on this website in your Q&A?" Yes, I did, but I failed to be specific enough. These are morphed comic book scans, of four Marvel characters. I'm posting them here because I wasn't smart enough to rule them out before. But heed my words-- as this is the first time the law was relaxed, so shall it be the last time. No more morphs... EVER.

Ninpuchan Soundbite: Learning Names

Recorded by G'Tron and Mistress Fire-Hazard

Having trouble visualizing the voices of the characters as you read the Ninpuchan stories? Well, we've saved you the trouble of being creative. This is a short sound file, which reenacts the first scene from Chapter 6 of Ninpuchan. Mistress Fire-Hazard did the voices of Wilder and Sara, while DX and Art were provided by me.
This sound is in MP3 format, which is pretty much dominant on the web these days. If you don't have an MP3 player, visit MP3.com to download one. Incidentally, this was recorded using a shareware demo, which means there's a little sound blip to advertise it at the beginning. Nothing resembling "Looking for hot, hard, etc.?", though.

GIF-girl

By Quezalacot

Behold and tremble-- our first animated GIF, courtesy of the ineffable Quezalacot. Just a young girl swelling to enormously pregnant proportions, and not seeming too displeased... and who could ask for anything more, really?

Come Into My Parlor

Photographed by me

It should be obvious to all of you now that I'm a Transfan, which is like a Trekkie, but applying to Transformers, those toy robots that turn into cars and animals and things. One extremely popular Transformers character is Blackarachnia, who made her debut in Beast Wars as a villain, but has since taken a good-guy role (much to the disgust of many of her fans). However! In messing around with her action figure, I've discovered something very nifty... with just a flip of the waist and a few adjustments, Blackarachnia can take another robot mode-- one that's enormously pregnant! So what if she's a robot?
"Yes, Wilbur, I can lay eggs. I'm versatile."
"What does 'versatile' mean? 'Full of eggs'?"

Akira: A Fearless Photog

Drawn by me

I'd like you all to meet Akira... Lovin's boyfriend. If Lovin is my idealized image of my RL girlfriend, Akira is her idealized image of me.
As you can tell from the picture, Akira is a photographer, although he pays the bills with a job at a movie theatre. He and Lovin first met during a concert of the band that Akira used to front. He's a complicated man, and no one understands him but his woman. Most pictures of Lovin that you see are actually part of his personal scrapbook.
One more thing: He's not the father of Lovin's baby(ies).

Prototypical Wilder

Drawn by me

This was one of my first experiments with PhotoShop, and I think it came out rather nicely, if you discount Wilder's tiny breasts and ignore the 'watercolor' look to her boneboots. Obviously, I've refined my drawing process quite a bit since this picture... and Wilder's look is slightly different, as well, mostly in her tiara.

Mort and his Marauders

Drawn by me

This picture was drawn about a year ago, in the throes of beginning Ninpuchan (at the time called "Ninshinko"), and there's a lot of differences between this picture and the canonical storyline. For one thing, I've completely redesigned Muudi since this picture; she has a Hobbesish tiger's face in this picture, but the canonical Muudi has a much more humanoid face. Also notice how uncharacteristically hyperactive Mort is, and the absence of Epyllion, who wasn't added to the storyline until later.
You may notice that, compared to most other pictures on this page, this one just plain looks like shit. This is because I was using a freeware PhotoShop knockoff called ColorIt! to color this one. That's why it looks like the title screen of some Genesis game.

Jackie

Drawn by me

Here's the first of the pictures I drew for Stuffed!, the unbelievably cool website dedicated to women's binge-eating, which was one of several inspirations for this website. Nothing much to say about the picture, other than that I *really* could have worked harder on the 'glowing through skin' effect.

Skeeta, a Mosquito-girl

Drawn by me

The first of the "Stuffed Science Corner" pictures. I decided that my schtick for my pictures for Stuffed would be instances from real biology, drawn in a salacious manner. Skeeta here is probably the first 'insect furry' almost anyone here has seen, a fact that I'm rather proud of.

Carrie, a Tick-girl

Drawn by me

Expanding the Science Cornerverse, this one introduces a tickgirl. I've actually been noodling with an illustrated story involving Skeeta and Carrie, because I rather like them... you should see it up at Stuffed! long before the Second Coming.
By the way, I'm not necessarily done with the Science Corner series, either... I've got plans for gastric-breeding fish, swallower eels, mantises, and maybe a black widow.

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The PG-13 Gourdtorch Stencil
Designed by G'Tron
For those of you who enjoy carving jack o' lanterns on Halloween itself, or at any time afterward, we have the Official PG-13 Pumpkin Carving Pattern. Here's how you do it: Get a pumpkin. I recommend a "Sugar Pie," the kind they make for cooking-- they have nice round tops. Big Max and Big Moon pumpkins are good too, especially if they grew on their sides, but kabochas are quite unsuited for this design. Hollow that punkin out from the bottom. Leave the stem-side unbroken. Throw the pulp away, somewhere where I can't smell it. Yech. Print out the design; shrink or enlarge as necessary to fit it onto your pumpkin. Cut out the part that says "Stem" in the middle and fit the design over your pumpkin's stem; it shall be the obscenely exaggerated outie bellybutton of our gourd girl. Attach the design to the pumpkin with tacks or staples. Take a corncob holder and punch lines through the bold lines of the design, to create guidelines for your knife. The grey areas are the parts you cut out of the 'kin; the dotted lines in the grey are where you should cut through it in advance, so you don't have great wedges of pumpkin shell swinging around and ripping parts out of your design. Cut out the design. I strongly suggest you use a Pumpkin Masters pumpkin-carving knife, but if those aren't available, a slender steak knife will do. The picture will look better if you bevel the edges, so the light source isn't blocked by excess meat on the inside. Try not to mess up, unless you have multiple pumpkins and really like pie. If you have an extra pumpkin, carve it to look like Jack Pumpkinhead of "Return To Oz" fame, and I'll be happy. Put it out on your porch and wait for costumeless trick-or-treaters to smash it.

Comic Creations
Altered by PGBeast
fastball.jpg ironmaiden.jpg solar.jpg sparkplug.jpg	Here's four morphs, by PGBeast. Now I know what you're thinking-- "Morphs? Didn't you say there weren't any morphs allowed on this website in your Q&A?" Yes, I did, but I failed to be specific enough. These are morphed comic book scans, of four Marvel characters. I'm posting them here because I wasn't smart enough to rule them out before. But heed my words-- as this is the first time the law was relaxed, so shall it be the last time. No more morphs... EVER.

Ninpuchan Soundbite: Learning Names
Recorded by G'Tron and Mistress Fire-Hazard
Having trouble visualizing the voices of the characters as you read the Ninpuchan stories? Well, we've saved you the trouble of being creative. This is a short sound file, which reenacts the first scene from Chapter 6 of Ninpuchan. Mistress Fire-Hazard did the voices of Wilder and Sara, while DX and Art were provided by me. This sound is in MP3 format, which is pretty much dominant on the web these days. If you don't have an MP3 player, visit MP3.com to download one. Incidentally, this was recorded using a shareware demo, which means there's a little sound blip to advertise it at the beginning. Nothing resembling "Looking for hot, hard, etc.?", though.

GIF-girl
By Quezalacot
Behold and tremble-- our first animated GIF, courtesy of the ineffable Quezalacot. Just a young girl swelling to enormously pregnant proportions, and not seeming too displeased... and who could ask for anything more, really?

Come Into My Parlor
Photographed by me
It should be obvious to all of you now that I'm a Transfan, which is like a Trekkie, but applying to Transformers, those toy robots that turn into cars and animals and things. One extremely popular Transformers character is Blackarachnia, who made her debut in Beast Wars as a villain, but has since taken a good-guy role (much to the disgust of many of her fans). However! In messing around with her action figure, I've discovered something very nifty... with just a flip of the waist and a few adjustments, Blackarachnia can take another robot mode-- one that's enormously pregnant! So what if she's a robot? "Yes, Wilbur, I can lay eggs. I'm versatile." "What does 'versatile' mean? 'Full of eggs'?"

Akira: A Fearless Photog
Drawn by me
I'd like you all to meet Akira... Lovin's boyfriend. If Lovin is my idealized image of my RL girlfriend, Akira is her idealized image of me. As you can tell from the picture, Akira is a photographer, although he pays the bills with a job at a movie theatre. He and Lovin first met during a concert of the band that Akira used to front. He's a complicated man, and no one understands him but his woman. Most pictures of Lovin that you see are actually part of his personal scrapbook. One more thing: He's not the father of Lovin's baby(ies).

Prototypical Wilder
Drawn by me
This was one of my first experiments with PhotoShop, and I think it came out rather nicely, if you discount Wilder's tiny breasts and ignore the 'watercolor' look to her boneboots. Obviously, I've refined my drawing process quite a bit since this picture... and Wilder's look is slightly different, as well, mostly in her tiara.

Mort and his Marauders
Drawn by me
This picture was drawn about a year ago, in the throes of beginning Ninpuchan (at the time called "Ninshinko"), and there's a lot of differences between this picture and the canonical storyline. For one thing, I've completely redesigned Muudi since this picture; she has a Hobbesish tiger's face in this picture, but the canonical Muudi has a much more humanoid face. Also notice how uncharacteristically hyperactive Mort is, and the absence of Epyllion, who wasn't added to the storyline until later. You may notice that, compared to most other pictures on this page, this one just plain looks like shit. This is because I was using a freeware PhotoShop knockoff called ColorIt! to color this one. That's why it looks like the title screen of some Genesis game.

Jackie
Drawn by me
Here's the first of the pictures I drew for Stuffed!, the unbelievably cool website dedicated to women's binge-eating, which was one of several inspirations for this website. Nothing much to say about the picture, other than that I really could have worked harder on the 'glowing through skin' effect.

Skeeta, a Mosquito-girl
Drawn by me
The first of the "Stuffed Science Corner" pictures. I decided that my schtick for my pictures for Stuffed would be instances from real biology, drawn in a salacious manner. Skeeta here is probably the first 'insect furry' almost anyone here has seen, a fact that I'm rather proud of.

Carrie, a Tick-girl
Drawn by me
Expanding the Science Cornerverse, this one introduces a tickgirl. I've actually been noodling with an illustrated story involving Skeeta and Carrie, because I rather like them... you should see it up at Stuffed! long before the Second Coming. By the way, I'm not necessarily done with the Science Corner series, either... I've got plans for gastric-breeding fish, swallower eels, mantises, and maybe a black widow.